Semi-random ramblings from the ethereal edge of...ahh forget it.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Real men don't lift weights

I lift weights on a fairly regular basis.
I'm not proud of it, but it was introduced to me many years ago and it has become a part of my life.
I like the challenge of it, first and foremost, as well as the time spent with the fellows.
Granted, I don't enjoy looking like a weakling--that certainly plays a role.
All that being said, I strongly believe that real men don't lift weights.
Real men are strong, physically, because they actually function in jobs that require physical labor.
Call it functional fitness.
(An aside: I remember some years back playing flag football in the YMCA League with a bunch of my friends and going up against men in their forties and fifties--yeah, they still play at that age.Those guys, many of them, have what we call "old man strength" from years of working with their hands. Thankfully, my position was cornerback; I did not have to go into the trenches with the grizzled ones.)
Guys who lay bricks are building walls that will eventually come together to form someone's home; the men who toiled in the outdoors to build the railroads opened up the west so Americans could manifest their destinies.
Me, I drop a bar on my chest and try to push it back up.
That will come in really handy if and when I get overcome by a vending machine.
I remember a couple years ago when I first started working at the Journal as a writer, Bill Khan told me about his attitude toward other writers who like to complain about their jobs.
"It's not like we're out in the hot summer sun laying bricks all day," he said.
He's right.
And the more I think about it, the more inclined I am to believe that lifting weights is one way of playing pretend.
Maybe I can fool someone into thinking that I'm a real man!
And if you ask Bill, you'll find out that real men are runners, any way.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

12 months to prepare for worst: Israel, US ponder military action against Iran

Now we have a timeline, of sorts.
I read in the London Telegraph today an account from the former head of Mossad that Israel has no more than 12 months to destory Iran's capability to produce nuclear weapons.
One year.

There are a few troubling aspects of the Telegraph report you are about to read:

1.) Israel has done this before...as has Iran. In 1981 Israel did, indeed, strike at an Iraqi nuclear facility. But Iran had already bombed it once.

2.) A strong enough retaliation by Iran in the aftermath of a series of preemptive strikes by the IDF could escalate quickly into the worst-case scenario: the use of nuclear weapons.

3.) Americans, and rightly so, are almost strictly averse any kind of military action against Iran. This was true years ago, and the sentiment has grown with the rising price of gasoline. Any military action would have the affect of spinning up a spike in oil prices like we have never experienced before. We don't get oil from Iran, but a lot of oil that is not Iranian passes through Hormuz.

4.) The presidential election in America really matters, geopolitically speaking. And I don't think I need to tell you why that is a scary prospect, either way.

5.) One year doesn't leave much time for either diplomacy or censure.

By Carolynne Wheeler in Tel Aviv and Tim Shipman in Washington

A former head of Mossad has warned that Israel has 12 months in which to destroy Iran's nuclear programme or risk coming under nuclear attack itself. He also hinted that Israel might have to act sooner if Barack Obama wins the US presidential election.

A satellite image of Iran's Natanz uranium enrichment facility
Shabtai Shavit, an influential adviser to the Israeli parliament's defence and foreign affairs committee, told The Sunday Telegraph that time was running out to prevent Iran's leaders getting the bomb.

Mr Shavit, who retired from the Israeli intelligence agency in 1996, warned that he had no doubt Iran intended to use a nuclear weapon once it had the capability, and that Israel must conduct itself accordingly.

"The time that is left to be ready is getting shorter all the time," he said in an interview.

Mr Shavit, 69, who was deputy director of Mossad when Israel bombed the Osirak nuclear facility in Iraq in 1981, added: "As an intelligence officer working with the worst-case scenario, I can tell you we should be prepared. We should do whatever necessary on the defensive side, on the offensive side, on the public opinion side for the West, in case sanctions don't work. What's left is a military action."

The "worst-case scenario, he said, is that Iran may have a nuclear weapon within "somewhere around a year".

As speculation grew that Israel was contemplating its own air strikes, Iran's military said it might hit the Jewish state with missiles and stop Gulf oil exports if it came under attack. Israel "is completely within the range of the Islamic republic's missiles," said Mohammed Ali Jafari, head of the feared Revolutionary Guard. "Our missile power and capability are such that the Zionist regime cannot confront it."

More than 40 per cent of all globally traded oil passes through the 35-mile-wide Strait of Hormuz, putting tankers entering or leaving the Gulf at risk from Iranian mines, rockets and artillery, and Mr Jafari's comments were the clearest signal yet that Iran intends to use this leverage in the nuclear dispute.

Despite offering incentives, the West has failed to persuade Iran to stop enriching uranium. Israeli officials believe the diplomatic process is useless and have been pressing President Bush to launch air strikes before he leaves office on January 20 next year.

They apparently fear that the chances of winning American approval for an air attack will be drastically reduced if the Democratic nominee wins the election. Mr Obama advocates talks with the regime in Tehran rather than military action.

That view was echoed by Mr Shavit, who said: "If [Republican candidate John] McCain gets elected, he could really easily make a decision to go for it. If it's Obama: no. My prediction is that he won't go for it, at least not in his first term in the White House."

He warned that while it would be preferable to have American support and participation in a strike on Iran, Israel will not be afraid to go it alone.

"When it comes to decisions that have to do with our national security and our own survival, at best we may update the Americans that we are intending or planning or going to do something. It's not a precondition, [getting] an American agreement," he said.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

And Howie: The 10 things I hate about Deal or No Deal

I've always been a fan of game shows. Ever since I was a little boy, I've found time to take in a few game shows a week--Jeopardy, The Price is Right, Classic Concentration and, of course, Press Your Luck.
I love them all.
And then a strong, foul-smelling, wind out of the west brought Deal or No Deal into my life.
I hate this show, and here's why;

1.) The show's producers lured Howie Mandel out of hiding. For this I will be eternally hateful. Hey Howie, I loved you in The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys.

2.) Oh the melodrama. Why must we wait 15-20 seconds before seeing cases opened? Early in the game, the models don't seem so ham-handed. They just throw those cases wide open.

3.) How much longer must we live with the "and we'll find out if it was a good deal...after the break!" Don't act surprised, contestants.

4.) Back to the aforesaid models. I heard through the grapevine that those models make six-figure incomes. Are you kidding me? I guess on a lawyer's resume you might read something about cases closed.

5.) And one more thing: Please don't engage in idle dialogue with the contestants. You have no more control over what is in your case than the man on the moon.

6.) Enough with the clairvoyance already. In truth, you have no idea what is in your case, Mr. or Mrs. Contestant. Rather than, "I know the million is in this case, Howie," why not try this on for size: "I don't know what's in my case, Howie. The case is opaque, as are all the others, and so all I have is the dumb luck that accompanies a blind draw."

7.) Since the game revolves around simple luck, why must contestants bring on their family and friends to help them with their decisions? They might as well solicit the aid of trained monkeys that can make yes and no hand gestures.

8.) Must we pretend that the so-called "banker" is actually making decisions in his little booth? Why is it that he has to call down with his offer after every round? And then, when the game is over, offers come like rapid fire. It's just simple math, really. It's like an equilibrium price, minus a few dollars.

9.) A word to the wise: When someone passes on a $250,000 offer, settles for $125,000 later in the game, Howie says that constestant sold his or her case for $125,000. Let's say your case only had $25,000. Howie says you made a "terrific deal." How do you figure? You were one button push away from $100,000 more.

10.) I can't stop watching it.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

My cars, right or wrong

I was running errands with a friend the other day when we started talking about cars. During my pre-teen years, cars were my passion. I collected them (the Matchbox variety, of course), pasted pictures of them all over my bedroom walls and even attempted to understand how they worked.
During our brief conversation, I came to the realization that I've had a lot of cars in my life--though quantity certainly trumps quality.
I don't know, eight cars seemed like a high number when I first thought about it.
My very first car came by way of a very generous man.
Dan Rigan was a deacon at my church and a very strong influence in my life at the time. He always found things for me to do around his house to earn money, and he really helped groom my interest in history and politics.
I was 16 years old when Dan sold me a 1985 2-door Plymouth Reliant for one dollar. It wasn't a pretty car (ugly metallic blue-gray) and it didn't run, but once we towed that thing home not a day would pass that wouldn't go out to the back garage where it was parked and sit behind the wheel.
Eventually, we towed that car over to my grandfather's house where we (more he than me) pulled the engine that, as it turned out, had a busted piston. We found another engine at a junkyard that had only 60,000 or so miles on it and, after overhauling that engine, finally got it housed in my new old car.
(I can still remember seeing piston rods in my grandmother's freezer. I couldn't figure out why that was necessary, but I guess that's just how it's done.)
The engine ran great and, after putting some speakers and a new stereo in it, I was set to go.
I put many miles on that little 4-cylinder Plymouth, and even though the horn didn't work and everything rattled, I sure do miss my first car.

Full circle with four-cylinders

In late September of 2005, I moved back to Flint after a short stint in the MPP program at Pepperdine University in California--ironically it's a long story and not worth telling.
Before I left, I sold my car--a 2000 Chrysler Sebring LXI--because it just would not have been economical to take it with me.
Upon returning to Michigan, I needed a car--and fast. And so, like always, I turned to the internet.
By that time, I had already purchased two cars on Ebay and so the idea of purchasing a car in this manner didn't intimidate me. While I was in California a friend introduced me to a new online classified community, of sorts, that turned out to be the now famous (or infamous) Craig's List.
And so, I turned to Craig and his list and what looked like a deal in Rochester Hills, Michigan--a rich suburb of Detroit.
To make a needlessly long story short, I purchased a 1998 Dodge Neon with 61,000 miles for $1,600. The guy was moving to New York the next day and was desperate to get rid of it.
I didn't need Howie Mandel to clue me in: I knew I had made a terrific deal.
Since then, I have put more than 60,000 miles on that Neon, and it is still going strong.
And at between 35-40 miles per gallon on the highway, how could I part with it?
Well, maybe I could at some point--but only for another Neon.
All that to say this: When I was a kid all I cared about were the Porsches and the Aston Martins of the world. You know, cars I could never (or would never) own. Now I'm 28, gas is four bucks a gallon, and I've never been more proud to be a Neon man.

Jared's Vehicle City Harem

1985 Plymouth Reliant (2-door): You first car should not run correctly when you first get it.

1990 GMC Jimmy 4X4 (2-door): My Jimmy only burned about one quart of oil per half-week. This was the most troublesome car I have ever owned.

1990 Chevrolet Lumina (2-door): The 3100 (3.1 V-6) engine is one of GM's best.

1992 Chevrolet Lumina (2-door): Ditto.

1994 Pontiac Grand AM GT (4-door): I bought this car from a friend who was, to say the least, certifiably anal about the way his car looked. This thing was a beauty until I brought it home from South Bend, Indiana (where I was living at the time) for the weekend and my sister backed into it.

1995 Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS (2-door): I got this car from some guy in Mishawaka, Indiana. I always liked the way it looked.

2000 Chrysler Sebring LXI (2-door): It was an ugly color (gold), but it was worth flying to Providence, Rhode Island...taking a bus to the train station...spending the night in Boston...and taking Greyhound to Nashua, New Hampshire, where I met a guy in minivan who prompty drove me to the small town of Kingston to buy it. When I asked him if he needed to see a copy of my insurance papers, he grinned. "Live free or die," he said in that classic Baystater brogue.

1998 Plymouth Neon (4-door): My pride and joy. My Neon got me to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on one tank of gas. I was pulled over by the cops 26 times before I got my Neon, and not once since. Flat-out B-E-A-S-T.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Tim Russert, titan of the fourth estate, dead at 58

I was sitting in an empty Mediterranean restaurant in Ann Arbor, Michigan, today when I heard the news: "NBC Washington Bureau chief and host of NBC's "Meet the Press" collapsed and died in his Washington office this afternoon."
The words were delivered in that sort of humdrum style that I've come to expect from National Public Radio, and they shocked me to my core.
Political junkies like me grew up with Tim Russert as the alpha and omega of Washington journalism, and his passing feels almost surreal.
Russert was simply the best interviewer I'd ever heard, and the most respected journalist of his era. He maintained a reputation for objectivity that no one before or since has rivaled.
He was a man of integrity and honesty.
I remember back in 2000, staying up late awaiting the final election night tally and watching Russert hashing out raw numbers on a dry erase board. And after it was clear that the closest presidential election in American history was to be decided by one state, Russert went back to the board and summed it all up with three words:

Florida
Florida
Florida

Nearly eight years later, I was once again up past my bedtime watching Russert and his MSNBC colleagues pouring over the returns from Democratic primaries in North Carolina and Indiana.
Clinton failed to win convincingly in Indiana after her opponent won going away in another southern primary.
That night Russert did what no one else would, or perhaps could, when he effectively brought an end to Hillary Clinton's historic campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination:
"We now know who the Democratic nominee is going to be," he said. "Sometimes the candidate is the last to recognize the best timing. It's very much like being on life support. Once they start removing the systems, you really have no choice."
In just a few sentences, Russert had ended a race that had captivated a country for more than a year.
And it wasn't profound, really; nor was it staked to information no one else had.
It commanded the headlines the next morning simply because he said it, and people trusted him.
Several weeks ago I editorialized about TV Week's list of the top ten most powerful people in News. I wasn't all too fond of their list, but it is now, and was when I first read it, quite striking to think that Russert was the first actual journalist on the list. His name was parked just below three media moguls--Capus, Ailes and Westin.
Russert was a media institution, not unlike Edward R. Murrow or Walter Cronkite before him.
I remember being surprised and saddened by the death of longtime ABC World News Tonight anchor, Peter Jennings, some years back but Russert's passing seems less distant.
Maybe, just maybe, I've spent a little too much time with Russert and his ilk over the years; or, perhaps the feeling that you know someone, even when you don't, is borne out of a phenomenon of shared interests--his passion was my passion.
Simpler still is the almost unquestionable assertion that Russert was a decent man at his core, a hero on a stage increasingly reserved for villians.
Russert was passionate about a truth-seeking vocation that chose him every bit as much as he chose it.
If only we could all be so lucky.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

IHT: Is hate speech free speech? It is in America.

Take a few minutes to read this piece from the International Herald Tribune. This is one of those debates that simply will not go away, though it appears the "American way" is losing ground to what can now be called the "Western way."

Hate speech or free speech? What much of West bans is protected in U.S.
By Adam Liptak

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

VANCOUVER, British Columbia:
A couple of years ago, a Canadian magazine published an article arguing that the rise of Islam threatened Western values. The article's tone was mocking and biting, but it said nothing that conservative magazines and blogs in the United States did not say every day without fear of legal reprisal.

Things are different here. The magazine is on trial.

Under Canadian law, there is a serious argument that the article contained hate speech and that its publisher, Maclean's magazine, the nation's leading newsweekly, should be forbidden from saying similar things, forced to publish a rebuttal and made to compensate Muslims for injuring their "dignity, feelings and self respect."

The British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal, which held five days of hearings on those questions in Vancouver last week, will soon rule on whether Maclean's violated a provincial hate speech law by stirring up animosity toward Muslims.

As spectators lined up for the afternoon session last week, an argument broke out.

"It's hate speech!" yelled one man.

"It's free speech!" yelled another.

In the United States, that debate has been settled. Under the First Amendment, newspapers and magazines can say what they like about minority groups and religions - even false, provocative or hateful things - without legal consequence.

The Maclean's article, "The Future Belongs to Islam," was an excerpt from a book by Mark Steyn called "America Alone." The title was fitting: The United States, in its treatment of hate speech, as in so many areas of the law, takes a distinctive legal path.

"In much of the developed world, one uses racial epithets at one's legal peril, one displays Nazi regalia and the other trappings of ethnic hatred at significant legal risk and one urges discrimination against religious minorities under threat of fine or imprisonment," Frederick Schauer, a professor at the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard, wrote in a recent essay called "The Exceptional First Amendment."

"But in the United States," Schauer continued, "all such speech remains constitutionally protected."

Canada, Britain, France, Germany, the Netherlands, South Africa, Australia and India all have laws or have signed international conventions banning hate speech. Israel and France forbid the sale of Nazi items like swastikas and flags. It is a crime to deny the Holocaust in Canada, Germany and France.

Last week, the actress Brigitte Bardot, an animal rights activist, was fined €15,000, or $23,000, in France for provoking racial hatred by criticizing a Muslim ceremony involving the slaughter of sheep.

By contrast, U.S. courts would not stop the American Nazi Party from marching in Skokie, Illinois, in 1977, though the march was deeply distressing to the many Holocaust survivors there.

Six years later, a state court judge in New York dismissed a libel case brought by several Puerto Rican groups against a business executive who had called food stamps "basically a Puerto Rican program." The First Amendment, Justice Eve Preminger wrote, does not allow even false statements about racial or ethnic groups to be suppressed or punished just because they may increase "the general level of prejudice."

Some prominent legal scholars say the United States should reconsider its position on hate speech.

"It is not clear to me that the Europeans are mistaken," Jeremy Waldron, a legal philosopher, wrote in The New York Review of Books last month, "when they say that a liberal democracy must take affirmative responsibility for protecting the atmosphere of mutual respect against certain forms of vicious attack."

Waldron was reviewing "Freedom for the Thought That We Hate: A Biography of the First Amendment" by Anthony Lewis, the former New York Times columnist. Lewis has been critical of attempts to use the law to limit hate speech.

But even Lewis, a liberal, wrote in his book that he was inclined to relax some of the most stringent First Amendment protections "in an age when words have inspired acts of mass murder and terrorism." In particular, he called for a re-examination of the Supreme Court's insistence that there is only one justification for making incitement a criminal offense: the likelihood of imminent violence.

The imminence requirement sets a high hurdle. Mere advocacy of violence, terrorism or the overthrow of the government is not enough; the words must be meant to, and be likely to, produce violence or lawlessness right away. A fiery speech urging an angry racist mob immediately to assault a black man in its midst probably qualifies as incitement under the First Amendment. A magazine article - or any publication - aimed at stirring up racial hatred surely does not.

Lewis wrote that there is "genuinely dangerous" speech that does not meet the imminence requirement. "I think we should be able to punish speech that urges terrorist violence to an audience, some of whose members are ready to act on the urging," Lewis wrote. "That is imminence enough."

Harvey Silverglate, a civil liberties lawyer in Boston, disagreed.

"When times are tough," he said, "there seems to be a tendency to say there is too much freedom."

"Free speech matters because it works," Silverglate continued. Scrutiny and debate are more effective ways of combating hate speech than censorship, he said, and all the more so in the post-Sept. 11 era.

"The world didn't suffer because too many people read 'Mein Kampf,"' Silverglate said. "Sending Hitler on a speaking tour of the United States would have been quite a good idea."

Silverglate seemed to be echoing the words of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, whose 1919 dissent in Abrams v. United States eventually formed the basis for modern First Amendment law.

"The best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted in the competition of the market," Holmes wrote. "I think that we should be eternally vigilant," he added, "against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe and believe to be fraught with death."

The First Amendment is not, of course, absolute. The Supreme Court has said that the government may ban fighting words or threats. Punishments may be enhanced for violent crimes prompted by race hate. And private institutions, including universities and employers, are not subject to the First Amendment, which restricts only government activities.

But merely saying hateful things about minority groups, even with the intent to cause their members distress and to generate contempt and loathing, is protected by the First Amendment.

In 1969, for instance, the Supreme Court unanimously overturned the conviction of a leader of a Ku Klux Klan group under an Ohio statute that banned the advocacy of terrorism. The Klan leader, Clarence Brandenburg, had urged his followers at a rally to "send the Jews back to Israel," to "bury" blacks, though he did not call them that, and to consider "revengeance" against politicians and judges who were unsympathetic to whites.

Only Klan members and journalists were present. Because Brandenburg's words fell short of calling for immediate violence in a setting where such violence was likely, the Supreme Court ruled that he could not be prosecuted for incitement.

In his opening statement in the Canadian magazine case, a lawyer representing the Muslim plaintiffs aggrieved by the Maclean's article pleaded with a three-member panel of the tribunal to declare that the article subjected his clients to "hatred and ridicule" and to force the magazine to publish a response.

"You are the only thing between racist, hateful, contemptuous Islamophobic and irresponsible journalism," the lawyer, Faisal Joseph, told the tribunal, "and law-abiding Canadian citizens."

In response, a lawyer for Maclean's all but called the proceeding a sham.

"Innocent intent is not a defense," the lawyer, Roger McConchie, said, in a bitter criticism of the British Columbia hate speech law. "Nor is truth. Nor is fair comment on true facts. Publication in the public interest and for the public benefit is not a defense. Opinion expressed in good faith is not a defense. Responsible journalism is not a defense."

Jason Gratl, a lawyer for the British Columbia Civil Liberties Association, which has intervened in the case, was measured in his criticism of the law forbidding hate speech.

"Canadians do not have a cast-iron stomach for offensive speech," Gratl said in a telephone interview. "We don't subscribe to a marketplace of ideas. Americans as a whole are more tough-minded and more prepared for verbal combat."

Many foreign courts have respectfully considered the U.S. approach - and then rejected it.

A 1990 decision from the Canadian Supreme Court, for instance, upheld the criminal conviction of James Keegstra for "unlawfully promoting hatred against an identifiable group by communicating anti-Semitic statements." Keegstra, a teacher, had told his students that Jews are "money loving," "power hungry" and "treacherous."

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Robert Dickson said there was an issue "crucial to the disposition of this appeal: the relationship between Canadian and American approaches to the constitutional protection of free expression, most notably in the realm of hate propaganda."

Dickson said, "There is much to be learned from First Amendment jurisprudence." But he concluded that "the international commitment to eradicate hate propaganda and, most importantly, the special role given equality and multiculturalism in the Canadian Constitution necessitate a departure from the view, reasonably prevalent in America at present, that the suppression of hate propaganda is incompatible with the guarantee of free expression."

The distinctive U.S. approach to free speech, legal scholars say, has many causes. It is partly rooted in an individualistic view of the world. Fear of allowing the government to decide what speech is acceptable plays a role. So does history.

"It would be really hard to criticize Israel, Austria, Germany and South Africa, given their histories," for laws banning hate speech, said Schauer, the professor at Harvard, in an interview.

In Canada, however, the laws seem to stem from a desire to promote societal harmony. Three time zones east of British Columbia, the Ontario Human Rights Commission - while declining to hear a separate case against Maclean's - nonetheless condemned the article.

"In Canada, the right to freedom of expression is not absolute, nor should it be," the commission's statement said. "By portraying Muslims as all sharing the same negative characteristics, including being a threat to 'the West,' this explicit expression of Islamophobia further perpetuates and promotes prejudice toward Muslims and others."

British Columbia human rights law, unlike that in Ontario, does appear to allow claims based on statements published in magazines.

Steyn, the author of the Maclean's article, said the court proceeding illustrated some important distinctions. "The problem with so-called hate speech laws is that they're not about facts," he said in a telephone interview. "They're about feelings."

"What we're learning here is really the bedrock difference between the United States and the countries that are in a broad sense its legal cousins," Steyn added. "Western governments are becoming increasingly comfortable with the regulation of opinion. The First Amendment really does distinguish the U.S., not just from Canada but from the rest of the Western world."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

C & B report on oil and my requiem for the SUV

The changing prices of commodities are accompanied by costs and benefits--that's macroeconomics 101. Since the price of a barrel of oil has doubled in the past year, these costs and benefits by now should be glaringly obvious.

Some Costs

--Historically high gas prices are capable of sending the American economy (and by extension the world economy) into relative stagnation. Just think of transportation costs alone. The consumables that we import from overseas are brought to port and delivered to us on trucks powered primarily by Diesel fuel at more than five dollars per gallon. And what happens when transportation costs increase? You guessed it. Consumer goods get more expensive.

--People are traveling less, and will continue to travel less as the price moves up. Several years back when a gallon of regular unleaded cost less than two dollars, I took a spur of the moment two-day sojourn to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That is the kind of impulsive jaunt that I will not make with gas at $4.25 per gallon. Many months ago I opined that in spite of the high price of gas, Americans simply had not modified their consumption patterns. That was at $3 per gallon. I think $4 is the magic number--at least it is for me.

--The balance of power is changing. Since political power, globally, is at its core an economic measurement, oil-rich nations in the Middle East as well as countries like Venezuela and Russia now wield disproportionate influence because of one commodity. Think of it like this: how powerful would Brazil be if the rest of the world were as hooked on sugar as Americans are?

Some Benefits

--We all know the adage, "necessity is the mother of invention," and it applies here. The price of gas now MAY BE high enough to force the luke warm hands of our elected leaders. The United States has not had a forward-looking energy policy in my lifetime, so this would certainly be a benefit. Despite forseeable increases in demand from the newly industrializing economies (NIEs) of the world, especially in Asia, our elected officials just assumed that global oil supplies could meet the increasing need--and without new investments on the part of the greatest single consumer of oil. Ideally, electric-only vehicles, Hybrids, and Hydrogen fuel cell-powered vehicles will become standard in the years to come as a result of the oil crunch. But this will not happen until we get serious about investing in alternative forms of energy.

--Americans still produce and refine oil, so the price spike is a dream come true for some. But the need to produce more, at least until we can find viable alternatives, could have the affect of loosening the bureaucratic grip on tapping new supplies. This morning I heard a caller on C-Span's "Washington Journal" say that the American government should prevent American oil from being sold abroad. That will never happen, my friend. Not in a free (though not unfettered) market system. Obviously the idea is to increase domestic supply without uncorking new supplies to lower prices, but we are way beyond that point now. And Barack Obama's plan to tax the windfall profits of oil companies is packaged as a solution but reads more like a political ploy. Consumers always pay for tax increases on business.

--The bell is tolling for the SUV.

My Requiem for the SUV

When I was 18 and 19 years old I had an SUV.
There, I said it--rescind my progressive credentials if you must.
It was a 1990 2-door GMC Jimmy 4x4 with white letter tires and a running board.
My best friend had a 1989 2-door Chevy Blazer 4x4, so we helped each other out with the litany of issues that accompanied SUVs at that time. The price for a gallon back then was between $1.00-$1.25 in Michigan, a state where gas prices are relatively high. And even though my Jimmy burned nearly as much oil as gas, I really loved that truck--the only one I ever owned. But that was in 1998, just before the SUV craze took hold of this country.
My SUV was the size of a shortbox S-10 pick-up, and with the exception of the Chevy Suburban, most SUVS were more or less that size.
Then the floodgates opened with the Lincoln Navigator, the Ford Expedition and Excursion, GM's Yukon and Denali, the Dodge Durango, the Hummer H2 and even Toyota got into the mix with their Land Cruiser.
SUVs increasingly became synonymous with conspicuous consumption. I mean, Ford's Excursion weighed four and one quarter tons!
Back in the fall of 2001, I was taking an American Literature class at Holy Cross in Indiana when my professor approached the class with this: "It's obvious that we don't need to drive SUVs, so my concern is why we want to drive SUVs."
The need was never apparent and now the want appears to be a thing of the past.
I walked around a car lot recently and made sure to check the sticker prices on SUVs and I was stunned by the markdowns. I saw one SUV in particular, a Chevy Suburban, that was marked down $10,000!
Here's hoping it doesn't sell.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Comparisons aren't equations


Just inching its way into my top 20 pet peeves is the inability of the mainstream media (and many in the greater public) to understand that mere comparisons aren't equations.
Granted, on the surface this probably seems like petty semantics--and maybe it is--but I think far too many legitimate arguments are squashed with one sentence: "You can't compared _________ to ________!"
Yes you can.
Recently Bill O'Reilly, Fox News' bombastic cash cow in primetime, compared David Brock's Media Matters organization to Fidel Castro's communist regime in Cuba--which, of course, has a news coloring/suppressing propensity.
MM is not the mass media watchdog it claims to be because it is staked to a leftist agenda.
Point taken.
There is nothing intrinsically wrong with using comparisions to make a point.
For instance, comparing Saddam Hussein to Adolf Hitler is not intellectually dishonest; they, of course, were both tyrants in their own way. Equating the two, however, belies and understanding of history. Equating the two would be intellectually dishonest, to be sure, especially if the equation serves a malevolent end as it did in the run-up to the Iraq War.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Obama in 2008: Yes he did

The junior senator from Illinois officially made history Tuesday night. Barack Obama, an African-American, will be the Democratic nominee for presidency of the most powerful nation on earth.

Here's a little TOKM free association:

--Even if he had lost to Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama's candidacy would have been one of the most unique in history. Few had ever even heard of Obama before his 2004 speech at the Democratic Convention in Boston. His victory over the prohibitive favorite, Clinton, is evidence of his one-in-a-generation political savvy. He did what Rick Lazio couldn't...do you know who that is?

--Oh yeah, and he's an African-American. Does this matter, you say? Of course it does. It restores, for me at least, a greater sense of pride in the American people. The "Old Boy Network" is still operating in American Politics, to be sure, but Obama has an opportunity to smash an even larger mold. We've had Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir and Angela Merkel in the West; but we've never had a Barack Obama. Obama is a one-man wrecking crew, with the capacity to undue noxious popular perceptions that have plagued this country for generations. This is a step in the right direction.

--In retrospect, the prolonged primary season was chock-full of costs and benefits for the Democrats. One benefit, of course, was the increased media attention for their two show ponies. Both Clinton and Obama are professional politicians and rarely are worse off for the wear of the media spotlight--unlike McCain. That being said, Obama will have to mend more fences than any nominee in recent history. The only thing worse than a divisive campaign where bridges are burned is a REALLY LONG divisive campaign in which LOTS of bridges are burned.

--The talking heads on MSNBC are totally enamored with Obama. Chris Matthews, of "thrill going up my leg" fame, is totally in the tank for Obama--and he is not alone. I really like Matthews, to be honest, and I'm not a believer in some conspiracy in media to affect political outcomes. That being said, Obama, unlike Hillary Clinton and John McCain, is hard not to like. Journalists are people, too. Matthews and his deskmate, Keith Olbermann, have the outward appearance of giddy schoolgirls when talking about Obama.

--There were three speeches tonight in succession from McCain, Clinton and Obama and one thing is clear: John McCain couldn't compel a librarian to clean her glasses. Oh, and "Go John McCain" just doesn't flow like "yes we can."

--Who are these people? That is the question I ask myself, sometimes audibly, when I watch a campaign speech on television. I'm convinced that the people in that room--in every single one of the rooms--share one brain. Iterations of largely the same form cheer age-old campaign promises each and every cycle. Who are these people who buy colored cardboard, markers, paste and glitter to make their own unique signs with slogans like "count every vote?" and "Indiana is Obama Country"? What planet do they come from? I guess that's just the audacity of hope rearing its ugly head.

--I do, however, remember when John McCain was the darling of the mainstream media back in 2000. I didn't really like him back then, either. But, would we be better off now had he won? Probably.

--McCain did a hatchet-job on Mitt Romney--a guy I could take or leave--during the primary process and it left a bitter taste in my mouth. He beat this drum about Romney calling for a timetable for withdrawl in Iraq. Romney never said anything of the sort. Luckily for McCain, most people didn't care enough to look into it.

--I don't hate John McCain any more or less than the average Washington politician; but, I think there is a large kernel of truth in amongst the rhetoric from Obama regarding McCain. All comedy aside, McCain would be Bush Light. In terms of foreign policy, what changes if Johnny Mac becomes president?

--All in all, I am pretty happy with the McCain vs. Obama matchup. Hillary Clinton is a bottom dweller in a cess pool and if she had been the nominee I would have had to shower with Simple Green to get the stench off after voting for McCain.

--My gut feeling is that Hillary Clinton does not want to be Vice President, but would love nothing more than to be able to turn it down.

--Obama may very well win in November based solely on an historic voter turnout; but, it will not happen without Obama running the gauntlet for the next five months. His "pastor problems" are not going away. To win, Obama will have to become what he professes to hate: a "race to the bottom" politician.

Monday, June 02, 2008

John Lee Hooker actually badder than Jesse James

I was 19 years old when I first heard John Lee Hooker's "I'm bad like Jesse James" and nearly ten years later it's still one of the coolest songs ever.
I was listening to it in my car this afternoon and I'm convinced that it fathered one of my all-time favorite Jimi Hendrix tunes, "Hey Joe."
Hooker, like the paragons of the Blues (Johnson, James, Waters, Lockwood, etc.), grew up in the Mississippi Delta--the birthplace of the Blues.
Originally, Delta Blues was marked by a simple acoustic guitar accompanied (at times) with a harmonica. Since the 1920's, however, the northward expansion of the Delta Blues has changed it significantly. These days, the staple instrument of the Blues is the electric guitar.
Now back to JLH...

This is pure genius, especially when you consider that he was illiterate:

I'm Bad Like Jesse James

I'm bad
I'm bad
Like Jesse James, uh-huh

I had a friend one time
Least I thought I did
He come to me
Said, 'Johnny?'
Said, 'What man?'
'I'm outdoor'
I say, 'Yeah?'

I taken the cat in
Get him a place to stay
And I found out
He goin' 'round town
Tellin' ev'rybody that he
He got my wife

Then I gets mad
I goes to the cat
Like a good guy should
I said, 'Look man
'I'm gonna warn, you just one time'
Next time I warn you'
'I'm gonna use my gun'

'Cause I'm mad, I'm bad, like Jesse James

I'm so mad, I'm so mad.
I'm gonna ruin you this mornin'.
I've got three boys
Do my dirty work
Now, you don't see me
I'm the big boss
I do the payin' off
After they take care of you

In their on way
They may shoot you
They may cut you.
They may drown you
I just don't know
I don't care
Long as they take care of you
In their on way

I'm so mad, I'm bad this mornin', like Jesse James.

They gon' take you right down
By the riverside
Now four is goin' down
Ain't but three comin' back
You read between the line
We're gonna have a deal

'Cause I'm mad, I'm bad, like Jesse James.

They gonna tie yo' hands
They gonna tie yo' feet
They gonna gag your throat
Where you can't holler none

An cryin' won't help you none
Set you in the water
Yeah, the bubbles comin' up.
Whoa
Rrrrrrr
Rrrrrrr

Oh yeah, I'm so mad!


JLH is my favorite Blues man for a number of reasons, not the least of which being his connection to my home state.
Hooker became the single greatest Blues man in Motown after heading north, much like my grandparents did, to work in the auto industry.
He is more of a talker than a singer, but he has that gruff Blind Willie-like voice that I just love.

My top 10 Blues Men (and one woman)

*Favorite tune in parentheses

1.) John Lee Hooker (Bad like Jesse James)
2.) Skip James (Devil Got My Woman)
3.) B.B. King (Paying the Cost to be the Boss)
4.) Blind Willie Johnson (Trouble Soon Be Over)
5.) Leadbelly (Bourgeoise Blues)
6.) Buddy Guy (Midnight Train)
7.) Robert Cray (Times Makes Two)
8.) Robert Johnson (Sweet Home Chicago)
9.) Muddy Waters (Mojo Workin')
10.) Susan Tedeschi (Looking for answers)